Sarah Palin, Energy Maven

I'm somewhat shocked to find I am in agreement with Sarah Palin.

In the background, I can hear Failin' Palin on television, campaigning in Florida, droning on about energy sources. She's just said that there are hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of natural gas available in the United States, and for the first time, I agree with her completely.

I think those trillions of cubic feet of natural gas are not only available, but may well be available within Failin' Palin herself. If technology can find a way to extract brain farts and convert them into usable fuel, Palin might indeed be the solution to the crisis we all share.

Think about it. That's all I'm asking.