Sarah P*lin's Open Door...

Has the word "E X I T" over it in flashing, bright red letters. Farewell.

Joe Scarborough - the funniest guy on morning TV

I get my political humor from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but lately, more and more is coming from Morning Joe. Today, he spent a LOT of time and energy trying to portray Rahm Emmanuel's thoughtful deliberations about potentially accepting a Cabinet post as a huge political gaffe on the part of Barack Obama? Uh, what?

Most people understand that political service takes a huge toll on the family. Joe acknowledged this. I'm not sure why Rahm's comments got Joe all excited; maybe it's because Joe admitted that he'd had exactly the same considerations privately, but chose to lie publicly, twice no less, when asked by the media whether or not he would take or remain in public office.

I guess Joe is angry because Rahm didn't lie. Oh, well. I'm sure Joe will have plenty of opportunity to lie in his new job at Faux News. *fingers crossed*

O YES!

He won!

I felt no need to be redundant until now. :)

Condolences

I just heard on the news that Barack Obama's grandmother just died. How sad. I wanted her to see her grandson elected President of the United States tomorrow.

Rhetoric Rhebuttal

Rhetoric: "President Obama will be tested in the first six months of his presidency."
Rhebuttal: Maybe. It's very possible. And even if he is tested, I'm guaranteed to prefer his response to that test over that of John M*Same. I did not like the response of GWB to his test.

Rhetoric: "President Obama has said he will talk with world leaders without pre-conditions."
Rhebuttal: So what? When did the Republicans outlaw talking? Has Republican elitism and imperialism grown so massive that a person can be rebuked just for talking? Give me a break.

Rhetoric: "Barack Obama wants to re-distribute the wealth."
Rhebuttal: Funny, the only ones who are bitching about this are the 2% of the population who have the wealth. But hey, maybe they're right. Let's not create opportunity and hope for the ones who are struggling the most. Let's not make a society that isn't shredded by socioeconomic class warfare. Let's apply one of the most famous economic theories, well-tested by time: Let them eat cake.

AdSense by Google? I think not.

I just looked at my blog to moderate a comment (thanks, Jesse W.!) and I had to stop and stare in horror at the ads Google has (intelligently?) placed on my site.

"Sarah Palin has an I.Q. of 120?" 120 what? Decibels? Calories? Pesos?

"Support the RNC" by donating on a click-thru on MY site? W***T***F !!!

Google, seriously, you need to check your methodology. It would seem that "artificial" and "intelligence" do not happily coexist within your whirring machinery.

So do I need to type some different key words for you, my dearest Google? Okay. BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama. JOE BIDEN. Joe Biden. DNC. Democratic National Committee. BARACK. Barack. OBAMA. Obama. I'M VOTING DEMOCRAT. I'm voting Democrat. BUSH SUCKS. Bush sucks. MICHELLE OBAMA. Michelle Obama. OBAMA, OBAMA, OBAMA. Obama, Obama, Obama.

Google, take a hint. That's all I'm asking.

Sarah Palin, Energy Maven

I'm somewhat shocked to find I am in agreement with Sarah Palin.

In the background, I can hear Failin' Palin on television, campaigning in Florida, droning on about energy sources. She's just said that there are hundreds of trillions of cubic feet of natural gas available in the United States, and for the first time, I agree with her completely.

I think those trillions of cubic feet of natural gas are not only available, but may well be available within Failin' Palin herself. If technology can find a way to extract brain farts and convert them into usable fuel, Palin might indeed be the solution to the crisis we all share.

Think about it. That's all I'm asking.

Semantics

When did the words "domestic terrorist" replace the word "criminal"? Seems that Failin' Palin doesn't condone terrorism, per se, but supports basic, everyday criminal behavior like bombing and killing instead. Oh, okay. Nice. Just what I'm looking for in an executive leader.

Hypocrite.