Glenn Beck Removes States' Stars From American Flag Until "They Get Serious About States' RIghts" Like Alaska, Tennessee (VIDEO)

Dear States of America,



Please, please, please hurry and comply with the request of Glenn Beck. Do you realize that we are a nation torn asunder until he puts those state stars back on the flag? Don't you realize that we need Glenn Beck's support and approval to exist as a sovereign nation of states that are individually sovereign? Wait, that's not what I meant. Okay, let's start over. We can be a nation united with states that are separate...okay, hold on... we are a nation of states that are separate but united together except that each state isn't a part of the united part unless it wants to be or unless it needs a federal bailout or FEMA or vaccinations and it wants to participate in what it wants to participate in and doesn't have to do anything it doesn't really want to do...uh oh.



If we do it Glenn Beck's way, that flag really IS broken. Or maybe it's just Glenn Beck that's broken.



Calling Walgreen's to see if Glenn picked up his prescriptions,

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